New Dodge Charger is Pretty, Ugly.

    Do you remember those terrible muscle cars from the late 1970s? Well, the new Dodge Charger resembles all of those things. First and foremost, where did the idea to add these non-functional side moldings come from? Sure, I remember using Microsoft Paint as a kid, and sure, I added a few unnecessary lines and scoops to my own designs, but nothing of the hideous magnitude that the new Charger achieves.
    My father used to own a black, 2008 Charger R/T, and it was a Brut. It looked heavy, and when the cops got a hold of it, it looked menacing. This Charger, however, doesn't own that kind of identity. It is slimmer, and more angular, but is that a good thing? In my opinion, the 2011 Charger looks like a first attempt, and the 2006 looks like the second.
    Solution: Fill in those scars and supplement a little beef in the New Charger's diet. More importantly, though, remove the rear doors and follow the original landscape of the 68' Charger, you won't go wrong.

Note: The Charger could look like this.